THE SONGS OF LEONARD COHEN

Act Naturally and Dance Me to the End of Love until winter curdle the milk in Leah and Charlie's sagging breasts. 

You Want It Darker or keep the colors of of a cold beer in Dr. Amit's freakish Mango Dreams?

It was Mary Queen of Scotts whom the Virgin Queen pickled on gin and rum in the Tower of Song. 

And Dorothy was hostaged by the Space Sweepers for a Famous Blue Raincoat and a whiskey highball.

So Take This Waltz for Suter and race with the Phantom Biker in five days of the The English Game.

Find Hanna, The Gypsy Wife of The Meadows who choked on chicken sisig, longganisang igat and adobong pusit.

The Phantom Biker's name is Hallelujah and February was Below Zero when Martin caught up with him.