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On National Bitch Slap Day, the pentagram delivered the angel numbers to the house in Bakal 2 thus marking the copulation of heaven with earth to usher an equilibrium between desire and intelligence as an orchestra of boiled head meat, samgyeopsal, jokbal, sundae, melting pork lard and jamon entertained she-who-must-not be-named with a rendition of the Korean Pork Belly Rhapsody while in another table, Newt Scamander added butchered pieces of fantastic beasts in a boiling pot of shabu-shabu as an apology for bringing too much pansit and unwanted brandy that were listed to be among The Crimes of Grindelwald.

Two sinadags later, Crowley came with adobong kambing and pinangat na hito cooked in fire from hell while Aziraphale conjured chicken wings teriyaki and pigar-pigar with a blow of an angel's breath to bless the Thursday Club with Good Omens on National Hug Day, the script for Episode 2 of Lupin tucked in a frozen samgyeopsal  for Assane Diop to unlock and solve the riddle of aborted erotic dreams.

Voluptuousity will tease the loins but can never Rock My Heart, that according to the Angel of Death who chronicled The Hunt for a Nazi War Criminal in Bertioga where Fritz Hollman metamorphosed to Helmut Gregor, Jose Mengele, Wolfgang Gerhard, Dr. Fausto Rindon and S. Josi Alvers Aspiazu between sips of Fundador and Emperador in a moment trapped between Monday and Thursday as Jana rode the black stallion to win the Rhineland Cup in Cologne.

Meanwhile, the Phantom Bikers crossed the Sahara from Tangiers with 4L-fitted bikes and arrived in Timbuktu where Mamadou and all 51 of them were swallowed by Ely's parched Spanish pussy.