Monday, May 11, 2020

ANNA'S MEMORIAL

Apparently, lusty Miss Shand popped His Royal Highness' cherry before agreeing to another name, that of He who shagged the Princess of Edinburgh in a Parked car while wearing a Bowl hat in such a way that Aunt Margot turned salacious enough to be disinvited to a Mother's Day in West Virginia in honor of Nik the Mercenary for avenging her Aussie crush in a palatial toilet in Dhaka, and memorialized Iwona Bogacka who guillotined herself in a warehouse in Breslau as her final act of revenge, the madness of it all enough reason for Paco to abandon his wife through a faked death that was unravelled by Jesus Camoes's narration of how cigarette smoke broke through the Andean mirrors of Machu Picchu. 


Winter was missing in Sochi so Icarus flew high to melt his feathers that turned into snow for the Winter Games as Grigory sulked in his lab, hugely disappointed that the repertoire was not able to accommodate the Phantom Biker who broke through quarantine fully loaded with anabolic steroids, hormones, stimulants, masking agents, glucocorticoids and beta blockers. 

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