ODE TO CHATRIUM

Oh Chatrium
almost perfect but lethally dull
Avani Atrium's toilet don't flush
but this I wake up to everyday.

Chatrium I beseech
thy free, prior and informed consent
for my social license to operate
so I may like thee again.

But Chatrium
the noodles at Avani suck
but they've got names like Khao Soi
and Lao Beer to help endure.

And Chatrium
the omelette made me stiff
the grilled pork gave me a lift 
I didn't missed you a bit.