DAY 1 DINNER CONVERSATION
JAMAICA: Is that a human head or what? These murals sure are weird.
ST. LUCIA: Just so you know, this was once a mental institution.
ARGENTINA: Really? Now that might explain those strange drawings.
PHILIPPINES: So this is was an old castle then a mad house. In my country, this will qualify the place as haunted.
DAY 2 DINNER CONVERSATION
NORWAY: Is that a nude figure bleeding a headless goose?
SWEDEN: My theory is, those are the work of one of the crazy people who was interred here.
UNITED KINGDOM: Yeah?
PHILIPPINES: Wow, there must be crazy spirits dining with us now.
SINGAPORE: [Nods and continued conversing with UK].
DAY 3 DINNER CONVERSATION
AUSTRIA: You really eat fish head?
GRENADA: Yeah, and the eyes are the best part. It helps you become smarter.
JAPAN: Sometimes we deep fry the fish too and eat everything.
PHILIPPINES: If we have visitors, we usually use a spoon to scoop the eyes out. During normal days, we just suck the eyes from the head.
MORNING OF DAY 2
ST. LUCIA and JAMAICA: How are the spirits? Did they come visit you?
PHILIPPINES: I was so tired and sleepy I did not actually care if they slept in my room.
[Laughter].
MORNING OF DAY 3
POLAND: [Said "Hi!" while jogging in the morning drizzle].
NORWAY; [Did a clock beating sprint before slowing down and saying "Hi" too].
PHILIPPINES: [Cursed the rain. Before that, a deer crossed his path while he was walking from the lake. The deer stopped briefly and gave him a mean look. Must be one of those crazy spirits].
MORNING OF DAY 4
GHANA: You are early. Did you go for a walk?
TANZANIA: [Looks at Philippines while sipping her coffee].
KENYA: [Cracks his soft boiled egg].
PHILIPPINES: I went out to take some photos. I was hoping to capture at least one the crazy spirits here.
[In the afternoon of DAY 2, Sweden's Minister of Environment and Ambassador for Climate Change came to toast us. She did not speak about the odd paintings in the dining hall. The semi-human painted figures seemed not to care].
JAMAICA: Is that a human head or what? These murals sure are weird.
ST. LUCIA: Just so you know, this was once a mental institution.
ARGENTINA: Really? Now that might explain those strange drawings.
PHILIPPINES: So this is was an old castle then a mad house. In my country, this will qualify the place as haunted.
DAY 2 DINNER CONVERSATION
NORWAY: Is that a nude figure bleeding a headless goose?
SWEDEN: My theory is, those are the work of one of the crazy people who was interred here.
UNITED KINGDOM: Yeah?
PHILIPPINES: Wow, there must be crazy spirits dining with us now.
SINGAPORE: [Nods and continued conversing with UK].
DAY 3 DINNER CONVERSATION
AUSTRIA: You really eat fish head?
GRENADA: Yeah, and the eyes are the best part. It helps you become smarter.
JAPAN: Sometimes we deep fry the fish too and eat everything.
PHILIPPINES: If we have visitors, we usually use a spoon to scoop the eyes out. During normal days, we just suck the eyes from the head.
MORNING OF DAY 2
ST. LUCIA and JAMAICA: How are the spirits? Did they come visit you?
PHILIPPINES: I was so tired and sleepy I did not actually care if they slept in my room.
[Laughter].
MORNING OF DAY 3
POLAND: [Said "Hi!" while jogging in the morning drizzle].
NORWAY; [Did a clock beating sprint before slowing down and saying "Hi" too].
PHILIPPINES: [Cursed the rain. Before that, a deer crossed his path while he was walking from the lake. The deer stopped briefly and gave him a mean look. Must be one of those crazy spirits].
MORNING OF DAY 4
GHANA: You are early. Did you go for a walk?
TANZANIA: [Looks at Philippines while sipping her coffee].
KENYA: [Cracks his soft boiled egg].
PHILIPPINES: I went out to take some photos. I was hoping to capture at least one the crazy spirits here.
[In the afternoon of DAY 2, Sweden's Minister of Environment and Ambassador for Climate Change came to toast us. She did not speak about the odd paintings in the dining hall. The semi-human painted figures seemed not to care].
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