Shooting Churches, Eating Noodles (Year XX)

Isang biglaang hapunan ang tumuldok  sa isang linggong pagdiriwang Pritong isda at Spam, litson at barbecue ang mga naihandang ulam ...

The Uber driver, apparently new, can't remember if he pressed the "Start Ride" button, turned off the Ways App, turned a corn...

[To the tune of "Overdrive" by the Eraserheads] Magba-bike ako hanggang Guimba Magba-bike ako hanggang Lupao Magba-bike ako h...